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Автоприколы. Фотоподборка

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Видео. Вот такой общественный транспорт

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Без комментариев

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Страховой случай: просто читаем документ

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Девушка в раллийном авто

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Загрузка плеера window.bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_2003557197 = function() { jwplayer("bx_flv_player_2003557197_div").setup( {'file':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04LDCl2mes0&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Devil%2Bempire%2Bfull%26oq%3Devil%2Bempire%2Bfull%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3Dg1%26aql%3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D1427l7511l0l8273l16l14l0l4l4l0l1109l3566l0.2.5.1.1.7-1l10l0&has_verified=1', 'height':'300', 'width':'400', 'players':[ {'type':'html5' }, {'type':'flash', 'src':'/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/player.swf' }], 'dock':true, 'id':'bx_flv_player_2003557197', 'controlbar':'bottom', 'logo.hide':'true', 'repeat':'N', 'bufferlength':'10', 'provider':'youtube', 'abouttext':'1С-Битрикс: Медиа-плеер', 'aboutlink':'http://www.1c-bitrix.ru/products/cms/features/mediaplayer.php' }); jwplayer("bx_flv_player_2003557197_div").onReady(function() { try{ var pWmode = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_2003557197_div"), {tagName: "PARAM", attribute: {name: "wmode"}}); if (pWmode) pWmode.value = "transparent"; var pEmbed = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_2003557197_div"), {tagName: "EMBED"}); if (pEmbed && pEmbed.setAttribute) pEmbed.setAttribute("wmode", "transparent"); }catch(e){} }); }; if (window.jwplayer) // jw script already loaded { setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_2003557197, 100); } else { BX.addCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad", function(){setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_2003557197, 100);}); if (!window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded) { window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded = true; // load jw scripts once BX.loadScript('/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/jwplayer.js', function(){setTimeout(function() { BX.onCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad"); }, 100);}); } } В вашем браузере отключен JavaScript

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Пешеходам ввели ограничение скорости!

Array ( [ID] => 3897 [~ID] => 3897 [TITLE] => Пешеходам ввели ограничение скорости! [~TITLE] => Пешеходам ввели ограничение скорости! [BLOG_ID] => 2 [~BLOG_ID] => 2 [AUTHOR_ID] => 2 [~AUTHOR_ID] => 2 [PREVIEW_TEXT] => [~PREVIEW_TEXT] => [PREVIEW_TEXT_TYPE] => text [~PREVIEW_TEXT_TYPE] => text [DETAIL_TEXT] => Во французском городе Руан появилось нововведение, способное ввести в ступор - здесь решили ограничить ... скорость передвижения пешеходов. Даже появились соответствующие дорожные знаки и кое-где стоят радары. Согласно этим знакам, пешеходы не должны двигаться по улице быстрее 3 км/ч.

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