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Запорожец лучше Maybach!

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Без комментариев

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Контрабанда по казахски

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На границе Германии был задержан минивэн, в котором ехали два выходца из Казахстана. Хитрые "дети степей" решили провести контрабандой автомобиль ... спрятанный в минивэне!

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Позитив на весь день: как правильно ставить машину на стоянку

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