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Мегапарковка! Новый рекорд в книге Гиннеса

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Загрузка плеера window.bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_392837405 = function() { jwplayer("bx_flv_player_392837405_div").setup( {'file':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFNunnYiKY&feature=player_embedded#at=45', 'height':'300', 'width':'400', 'players':[ {'type':'html5' }, {'type':'flash', 'src':'/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/player.swf' }], 'dock':true, 'id':'bx_flv_player_392837405', 'controlbar':'bottom', 'logo.hide':'true', 'repeat':'N', 'bufferlength':'10', 'provider':'youtube', 'abouttext':'1С-Битрикс: Медиа-плеер', 'aboutlink':'http://www.1c-bitrix.ru/products/cms/features/mediaplayer.php' }); jwplayer("bx_flv_player_392837405_div").onReady(function() { try{ var pWmode = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_392837405_div"), {tagName: "PARAM", attribute: {name: "wmode"}}); if (pWmode) pWmode.value = "transparent"; var pEmbed = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_392837405_div"), {tagName: "EMBED"}); if (pEmbed && pEmbed.setAttribute) pEmbed.setAttribute("wmode", "transparent"); }catch(e){} }); }; if (window.jwplayer) // jw script already loaded { setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_392837405, 100); } else { BX.addCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad", function(){setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_392837405, 100);}); if (!window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded) { window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded = true; // load jw scripts once BX.loadScript('/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/jwplayer.js', function(){setTimeout(function() { BX.onCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad"); }, 100);}); } } В вашем браузере отключен JavaScript

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Придурок - сейчас снимем побои

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Загрузка плеера window.bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_1473078863 = function() { jwplayer("bx_flv_player_1473078863_div").setup( {'file':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-zCbJgHE3R8', 'height':'300', 'width':'400', 'players':[ {'type':'html5' }, {'type':'flash', 'src':'/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/player.swf' }], 'dock':true, 'id':'bx_flv_player_1473078863', 'controlbar':'bottom', 'logo.hide':'true', 'repeat':'N', 'bufferlength':'10', 'provider':'youtube', 'abouttext':'1С-Битрикс: Медиа-плеер', 'aboutlink':'http://www.1c-bitrix.ru/products/cms/features/mediaplayer.php' }); jwplayer("bx_flv_player_1473078863_div").onReady(function() { try{ var pWmode = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_1473078863_div"), {tagName: "PARAM", attribute: {name: "wmode"}}); if (pWmode) pWmode.value = "transparent"; var pEmbed = BX.findChild(BX("bx_flv_player_1473078863_div"), {tagName: "EMBED"}); if (pEmbed && pEmbed.setAttribute) pEmbed.setAttribute("wmode", "transparent"); }catch(e){} }); }; if (window.jwplayer) // jw script already loaded { setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_1473078863, 100); } else { BX.addCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad", function(){setTimeout(bxPlayerOnloadbx_flv_player_1473078863, 100);}); if (!window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded) { window.bPlayerJWScriptLoaded = true; // load jw scripts once BX.loadScript('/bitrix/components/bitrix/player/mediaplayer/jwplayer.js', function(){setTimeout(function() { BX.onCustomEvent(window, "onPlayerJWScriptLoad"); }, 100);}); } } В вашем браузере отключен JavaScript

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Без комментариев

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Контрабанда по казахски

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Как засунули в семейное авто легковушку? И как можно было до такого додуматься?
Заботливые контрабандисты обложили "Мазду" мягкими подушками, предохранив авто от вмятин и царапин. Но полицейские были бдительны, вах! [~DETAIL_TEXT] => На границе Германии был задержан минивэн, в котором ехали два выходца из Казахстана. Хитрые "дети степей" решили провести контрабандой автомобиль ... спрятанный в минивэне! [IMG ID=1622] Как засунули в семейное авто легковушку? И как можно было до такого додуматься? Заботливые контрабандисты обложили "Мазду" мягкими подушками, предохранив авто от вмятин и царапин. Но полицейские были бдительны, вах! [DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE] => text [~DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE] => text [DATE_CREATE] => 2011-06-16 09:55:31 [~DATE_CREATE] => 2011-06-16 09:55:31 [DATE_PUBLISH] => 2011-06-16 09:50:37 [~DATE_PUBLISH] => 2011-06-16 09:50:37 [KEYWORDS] => [~KEYWORDS] => [PUBLISH_STATUS] => P [~PUBLISH_STATUS] => P [CATEGORY_ID] => 728,328,625,488,18,700 [~CATEGORY_ID] => 728,328,625,488,18,700 [ATRIBUTE] => [~ATRIBUTE] => [ENABLE_TRACKBACK] => N [~ENABLE_TRACKBACK] => N [ENABLE_COMMENTS] => Y [~ENABLE_COMMENTS] => Y [ATTACH_IMG] => 3102 [~ATTACH_IMG] => 3102 [NUM_COMMENTS] => 0 [~NUM_COMMENTS] => 0 [NUM_TRACKBACKS] => 0 [~NUM_TRACKBACKS] => 0 [VIEWS] => 2257 [~VIEWS] => 2257 [FAVORITE_SORT] => [~FAVORITE_SORT] => [PATH] => /people/user/2/blog/#post_id#/ [~PATH] => /people/user/2/blog/#post_id#/ [CODE] => [~CODE] => [MICRO] => N [~MICRO] => N [login] => 4x4info [~login] => 4x4info [slug] => kontrabanda-po-kazahski [~slug] => kontrabanda-po-kazahski [text_formatted] => На границе Германии был задержан минивэн, в котором ехали два выходца из Казахстана. Хитрые "дети степей" решили провести контрабандой автомобиль ... спрятанный в минивэне! [date] => 16.06.2011 09:50:37 [url] => /posts/kontrabanda-po-kazahski )
На границе Германии был задержан минивэн, в котором ехали два выходца из Казахстана. Хитрые "дети степей" решили провести контрабандой автомобиль ... спрятанный в минивэне!

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Тупые "джигиты" на свадьбе

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Танцующий трактор

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