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Автоприколы: подними себе настроение!

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Лада Гранта и М.Шумахер - шутка из КВН, но как знать...

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Владелец - явно моряк!

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"Чудо" техники ... бедная машина...

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В месте крепления обрезка несчастной "Волги" к практически газелевской будке авто заметно "помалось"...

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Кто ж этот "Кулибин", умудрившийся так присобачить к машине кунг?
Невольно вспоминаешь арабского ишака, обвешанного стопами, поворотниками и зеркалами... Нравы, однако... [~DETAIL_TEXT] => Вот такое чудо техники случайно увидели в курортном черноморском городке. [IMG ID=1918] В месте крепления обрезка несчастной "Волги" к практически газелевской будке авто заметно "помалось"... [IMG ID=1919] [IMG ID=1920] Кто ж этот "Кулибин", умудрившийся так присобачить к машине кунг? Невольно вспоминаешь арабского ишака, обвешанного стопами, поворотниками и зеркалами... Нравы, однако... [DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE] => text [~DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE] => text [DATE_CREATE] => 2011-08-22 01:00:47 [~DATE_CREATE] => 2011-08-22 01:00:47 [DATE_PUBLISH] => 2011-08-22 00:51:35 [~DATE_PUBLISH] => 2011-08-22 00:51:35 [KEYWORDS] => [~KEYWORDS] => [PUBLISH_STATUS] => P [~PUBLISH_STATUS] => P [CATEGORY_ID] => 18,328,609,488,306 [~CATEGORY_ID] => 18,328,609,488,306 [ATRIBUTE] => [~ATRIBUTE] => [ENABLE_TRACKBACK] => N [~ENABLE_TRACKBACK] => N [ENABLE_COMMENTS] => Y [~ENABLE_COMMENTS] => Y [ATTACH_IMG] => 3500 [~ATTACH_IMG] => 3500 [NUM_COMMENTS] => 0 [~NUM_COMMENTS] => 0 [NUM_TRACKBACKS] => 0 [~NUM_TRACKBACKS] => 0 [VIEWS] => 2513 [~VIEWS] => 2513 [FAVORITE_SORT] => [~FAVORITE_SORT] => [PATH] => /people/user/2/blog/#post_id#/ [~PATH] => /people/user/2/blog/#post_id#/ [CODE] => [~CODE] => [MICRO] => N [~MICRO] => N [login] => 4x4info [~login] => 4x4info [slug] => chudo-tehniki-bednaya-mashina [~slug] => chudo-tehniki-bednaya-mashina [text_formatted] => Вот такое чудо техники случайно увидели в курортном черноморском городке. [date] => 22.08.2011 00:51:35 [url] => /posts/chudo-tehniki-bednaya-mashina )
Вот такое чудо техники случайно увидели в курортном черноморском городке.

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Без комментариев

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Придурок - сейчас снимем побои

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Позитив на весь день: как правильно ставить машину на стоянку

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